I adore watermelon.
I could eat it every single day.
This week, Walmart was out of whole watermelons, which means I had to become one of those people who buy pre-cut watermelon.
Now, I don’t get the people who buy pre-cut watermelon on the reg.
It’s so much cheaper (and fresher) if you buy a whole watermelon and chop it up.
(There is no judgement here though, you do whatchu gotta do)
Anyways, I bought some pre-cut.
A few days later, I had some.
It tasted funny.
And a little weird.
And then I got sick.
It was brutal.
I never want to throw up watermelon ever again.
And now I don’t want to eat watermelon for a long time.